最搞笑的英文自我介紹

　　無(wú)論是在面試還是學(xué)校里，生活中，幽默的'自我介紹可以為你加分不少，小編為大家整理了幽默英文自我介紹，希望對(duì)大家有所幫助。

　　1、Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look. I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.

　　2、Self-introductionHello everyone! My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

　　3、Good morning !

　　It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.

　　I'm confident that I can succeed.Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.

　　I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

　　And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.

　　4、Good morning !

　　It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,

　　I hope i can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed.

　　Now i will introduce myself briefly

　　I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .

　　I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.

　　I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.

　　In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

　　And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.

　　I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.

　　That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.

　　5、Hello，everyone.My name is Zhangya。I‘m twelve years old as one student of the Grade Six Class Tree at the No .56 middle school in the city of PingDingShan.I am a lively girl.I like drawing,riding bike and surfing the internet.I have many friends,the best is Du Xingyue.There are father,mother,elder sister and me in my family.My mom is a housewife.My father is a worker.My elder sister is a university student.My family is very happy.They all love me and i also love them.

　　6、Good evening,I know it's 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it's a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldn't tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don't expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.

　　7、Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.

　　Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.

　　8、Hello everyone!I'm so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is xxx(your name here).You must want to know my age,but that's a secret.Allright,i'm xx(your age here),not too bad(your evil smile)!My favourite hobbies are xx xx xx. Ok,guys,agin,so glad to see you,wish all of you have a good day!

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